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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Elizabeth Warren Pushes Fed to Reinstate Wells Fargo’s Asset Cap - Barron's

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists find a boulder weighing 2,645,547 pounds that was washed inland by an enormous tsunami - Earth.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Michigan International Speedway weekend schedule, TV info for NASCAR Cup, Truck, ARCA - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

So they tried

NY Federal Reserve finds a 'significant share' of companies saying they raised prices on goods not affected by tariffs - Fortune

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Qualcomm to acquire semiconductor firm Alphawave Semi for $2.4B - TechCrunch