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12.06.2025 01:25

Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
So they tried
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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